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Welcome to the biggest time waster in my 19 years of life. A word of warning: my blog is chaotic and will go from funny posts to depressing posts due to the unstable nature of my mind. I enjoy talking to people so feel free to leave a message in the box. Expect puns. There will be many.




"malala is a role model for EVERY LITTLE GIRL regardless of race and religion"
no no n
no no fuck stop it
it is not regardless of race and religion she is a role model SPECIFICALLY for muslim little girls around the world. little white girls around the world have TONS of role models. everywhere. literally all over television, books, you name it. admire Malala, yes. that’s not what is being said. do not take something that is meant for a specific culture simply because you want it. know anything about Malala?  because I’m pretty sure she would read what you just said and be severely disappointed.
this post makes me so angry.  you are actually implying that this little girl is not allowed to be inspired by Malala because this girl isn’t Muslim, and that is just… so wrong.  That’s terrible.  

My philosophy of non-violence was only meant for Indians! Everyone else should just ignore me.

My charity was only meant to inspire my native Albanians. Everyone else should just forget about it
My courage and perseverance should only be a light unto fellow disabled people. Other people should realize I am just “not for them.”

My discoveries? GERMANS ONLY!
My charity work was really only meant to inspire Brits, not actually help anyone who isn’t my skin color and nationality.

I only care about Tibet. The rest of the world can suck it!

i literally cannot believe someone just got schooled by jafar from aladdin








Full body condom: When you wanna get nasty but you don’t know where they’ve been.

I… Um… OK…

Gotta stay strapped at all times

wear this under my clothes always #Prepared #Wontcatchmeslippin #sweatydennamuufucka

its too big#tmg


It’s got a hoodie

I seen this on twitter lmao


hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart

(via dashieftw)




guys someone did it


This is disgusting Ill take twelve boxes
  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*

“Can Hyrule’s destiny really depend on such a lazy boy?”


I’m exceptionally sad and I don’t know how to go about confronting it.

I feel weak.

I’m still learning to love the parts of me that no one claps for.

Rudy Francisco (via larmoyante)

(via iwrotethatforyou)



My roommate thought it was a real horse.

i have to admit so did i for a second there