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I'm Christopher and I'm 19. I'm an oddball and this blog is made up of things I like. From science, to fandoms, to music, to movies, to sentimental stuff to depressing posts to posts I think are clever. And yeah. Woot. Blogging. anyways. Have a nice day. And enjoy this random blog. Also, if you need someone to talk to I'm here for you.
irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
Change one of the words in an anime title to “ass”

forever-grif:

chaotictrumpet:

matthewbeilschmidts:

gabby-mari:

momolucy:

hellaminati:

anadrawshentai:

the-unknown-senpai:

whitehairkun:

coalgirls:

thisshitfunny:

wontongod:

Ghost in the ass

Cowboy Ass 

Ass

Ass Basket

Free!: Eternal Ass

Blue Ass

Attack on Ass

kuroko no ass

Fairy Ass

Full Metal Ass: Brotherhood

Hetalia The Beautiful Ass

Ass Eater

One Ass

Narutass

Full Ass Panic!

Pokemon: Ass Journeys

Code Geass

Ass Butler

chalkfourone:

-(On AHWU)-

Geoff: Caleb, when did you get taller and better looking?

Jordan Denecour: Ah … it just happens -

Geoff: Also funnier, I suspect.

Jordan: - when you work at Achievement Hunter … yeah, a lot funnier …

Gavin: Tell a joke!

Michael: What is game night?

Jordan:  … Oh! Good one. What do you call a laughing storyteller?

Gavin: … I don’t know!

Jordan: Amused!

Gavin:

Jordan: … It’s a play on words.

Jack: Get the fuck out, Caleb.

(via forever-grif)

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.
Bedtime for Rat Owners
  • Me: Goodnight, rats! See you in the morning!
  • Rats: *lounging peacefully in the space pod*
  • Me: *turns off light, goes to bed*
  • Rats: *squeaking, fighting, shrieking, and random rat-murder sounds*
  • Me: *jumps out of bed and turns on light* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THERE??!!?!?
  • Rats: *lounging peacefully in the space pod*
thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

(Source: jabberwockysuperfly, via ashleyokay)

isha-privilege:

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(via a-broken-generation)

zepsternerd:

Tanya Dakin