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My Mind Has Gone To The Stars
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Welcome to the biggest time waster in my 19 years of life. A word of warning: my blog is chaotic and will go from funny posts to depressing posts due to the unstable nature of my mind. I enjoy talking to people so feel free to leave a message in the box. Expect puns. There will be many.
cashcutie:

HE IS BURNING
gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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(via have-a-large-mcfuckyou)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

the way to my heart is bad puns

(via cmonletsgoswimming)

soulbots:

This cat looks like it was sculpted out of frozen yogurt.
kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck
wire-man:

There were no survivors.

thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

(Source: thesassycat, via simpl-yreckless)

letslivethetrippylife:

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Breakthrough could give new hope to sufferers of Cystic Fibrosis

healthnewsblog:

Cystic Fibrosis is a devastating genetic disease which afflicts over 10,000 children across the country. ..»

wolantis:

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via lamusique-delanuit)